Rollin Dice..

Here is what Vegas looked like for me!! BIG OLE BOOTY CRACK. Actually, anyone who knows my daddy knows it is little booty crack.. LOL.

Welp guys and gals, I guess I spoke way too soon about rollin the dice and coming home a rich rich momma from Vegas. As luck would have it the day before my dad and I got ready to leave I got a phone call from my mother. She is on the other line telling me to cancel the trip..HUH?? Yeah we are in the ER they think your dad may have had a heart attack. WTH.. on the next plane home to check the situation out.

Turns out my dad is doing much much better after quite the scare. It was a long stay in the hospital. Those chairs just aren't as comfortable as they look ..OUCH! An interesting 2 days going thru complete bullshit with insurance and small town control freaks. We missed Vegas for now but it is a sign of good luck. :0) It is Billions once we make it there I just know it!!

I will say this thank god for good friends who have gone on to be heart surgeons, and good friends who cry on the phone with me while I sat at the airport. To my friend Ed who is my "god"knock friend that I keep meeting up with in airports..solid soul I say. I know several of my very best friends have lost loved ones just this month as I have traveled back and forth to be with them. It seems so crazy that we all get older and life is just inevitable. I am VERY thankful that God gave me yet one more blessing in life and that is to spend yet more time with my daddy. Love you DAD xoxo God is Great!!


Look out Vegas we are headed your way... and I promise you will never know what hit you this time.. Oh but wait did I say we are headed to the Nascar race first in Dallas, Texas then we will be there to take all your money!! :0)

Ever wonder...

So do you ever wonder why it is Monkeys throw their own SHIT?? or did you even know that they did? Welp I am here to tell you that in fact they do!! Also to tell you that this week some people have totally made me understand why that is...
Monkeys are said to be alot like humans. I am mesmerized by these creatures the most when I go to the zoo with my kids. I never understood the SHIT throwing until just this week I had a Ahhh Haaa moment. This one particular person just rubs me the wrong damn way. Constantly has something to say about everything. One would think the damn husband puts her pants on for her in the mornings. Meaning she don't put her pants on every morning like the rest of us normal folk. Her husband is the stay at home dad ,no issue with that at all, but she brags how even when she gets home she does nothing.. NOTHING and giggles.. almost carries on as though she may have her very own set of balls. She calls almost every female "Missy" ok bitch my name aint "Missy" it is Renee now get it right or that may another pile of shit to the face. See where I am going to with this?? She has a long list that could require a pile of shit to the head.. she may actully just need to invest in a shit jumpsuit.
They say Monkeys throw their own shit out of boredom and it comes from highly intelligent animals being held in captivity with nothing to do. So they see patrons pass by and throw a pile of shit to listen to them scream. It is a form of fun for them and something to do. Hummm pretty smart. It would be a form of fun I guess for me to throw piles of shit at this person but more importantly Just to see her damn face. spewwwwww splat!!

Happy 40th Anniversary Mom & Dad

What could be the secret to 40 years of marriage?? WOW my parents have been married 40 years today. That is a looong time. Look at this Groooovy picture of them back in the day!! Especially when you look around these days and you have Hollywood all but saying it is ok to have 5 kids without even being married. Then Liz Taylor she had what 7 husbands. Is it about all the change or maybe not so much of it... hummm cause my parents aren't much for change...

40 years married to the same person

38 years living on the same street

38 years living in the same house in the same town

38 years with the same Daughter -not that they would send me back to the Gypsy's

37 years with the same Son -not like they would have ever thought about sending him off

20 something years with the same business

? not sure how many years with the same cars my daddy sure drives one a long time

It is just a different day in time for the good or the bad we are here to embrace it for what it is I guess. Not sure what the secret to such a long marriage is but it is sure something I admire as marriage is a crazy road some days. I know my parents sure have great advice to share and some great stories to tell. I love the biscuits story how my mom couldn't cook when they got married threw them out and the local animals roaming the streets wouldn't touch them either. How my daddy sold tooo many "BUiCKS" oh well we all have to go to the car lot every now and then. Still funny stories.

HAPPY 40th ANNIVERSARY MOM & DAD..

Have a wonderful day!!

No Reunion for ME!!

As one can probably tell I am from a small town. I went to a smaller high school than most. We had 150 or so people in our graduating class. Do y'all remember the days of senior pictures when you had to wear those feather wrap things? Or was it just us that did that?
I think back to how lucky I was to live in a small town and graduate when I did. I don't feel like we had ANY of the pressures that kids today face. Nobody seemed to care who had money and who didn't or what brand of clothes you wore or what car you drove. Good thing because I cruised around in black king cab truck from the old sonic hill to the mall like crazy on a Friday night. Wore cut off shorts and cowboy boots like a CHAMP!! Maybe I've just forgotten - but it seemed pretty Mayberry-ish to me.Did you go to high school in the early 90's? If so - then you might identify with having HUGE hair. We would hold our hair out on the sides and spray hair spray on it and then hold the blow dryer on it to keep it out. And my bangs could bounce concrete off them. We tight rolled our jeans and wore swatch watches and Esprit sweaters. We didn't have cell phones - I would have to call my parents from the pay phone inside the gym after ball games or from a friend's home phone. We didn't have internet or facebook or twitter or blogs. (I'm sort of glad - aren't you?) We learned to type on typewriters and used those for papers in school.
I found out this weekend that my high school class is having our 20th class reunion in a State park in a town next door to our home town. Part of the group is playing golf, some are hiking, who knows what the rest are doing. There is a dinner that night at our yucky Country club that is dated back to Miami Vice style. They are going to have the day catered and want us to pay $100 per family..ok really?? Then it is off to hang out in what they call "the alley" with 3 bars and look at the losers that are left in small town USA...in 2 whole weeks. They pretty much planned all this via the social media route. Although, I just received my formal invite in the mail this week. Nice real nice gives us plenty of time to make arrangements. YA THINK?? So needless to say I am skipping mine.. decided I have better things to do!! My dad and I are hitting Las Vegas wide open!!

I think it will be a much better time indeed... my daddy has never been to Vegas and well I need a break from a computer and a cell phone in a bad way. One never knows I am pretty good on a Blackjack table.. I may be able to come home work out my year as a millionaire and move on to the beach. You guys look for the beach party invites next Sept celebrating my 40th Millionaire Party rockin it out!! I mean really who cares about going to see a bunch of people who have been starving or pill pooping for weeks to get skinny and gonna lie about how great their life is for hours on end. Not I !!!! I had rather go drink and hang out by the pool and enjoy life. I graduated high school 20 years ago and moved away from po-dunk for a reason. Ahh those were great times... you guys have fun but I will think about you with my High school skinny self in Vegas baby!!

Look OUT Vegas here we COME!!!!.

Haaayy Beebbee!!

If I do say so myself.... I think we get better looking every year... or WAIT could it be NO sleep, 2 babies, ALOT of work, travel, stressssss, did I say stressssss. Kinda looks like I am falling over and big sunglasses are coverin it up pretty good. Hell it could be a blow up doll standin there..hehe. NAHHHHH they don't make sh*t lookin that hot right? Like Cooper says Haaaayyyy Beee Beeeeee........

Happy Independance DAY!!

5 Long Years = BLING

It has been 5 long years of marriage. Not because my Hubby is hard to put up with by no means but because we have had several tough challenges that god has given us that most marriages never even endure. We started out by being told we would NEVER have kids supported by my uterus completely collapsing. Followed by a high risk pregnancy.... of course I am the "HIDE AND WATCH ME" kind of person. We moved on with the on set of Bells Palsy at 35 weeks of pregnancy. Then even further to 37 weeks to finally see a healthily, gorgeous baby boy. Continuing along a complete year of pain in my face and onset of headaches to finally figure out on my child's first birthday I had a brain tumor. This was alot to take in all at once, as there was not much anyone could do due to the location. If touched I had 80% of being a vegetable the rest of my life or I could take a test medication and see if would work. Well wonder what I choose here?? We carried on for several weeks on eggshells crying and going thru the motions. Meanwhile, I went back to the doctor and the meds had actually shrunk the tumor GREAT news which means it isn't cancer. The day we got the news is the day guess what God gave us baby #2. Being the meds had made me so sick and I already felt so bad I had no idea I was even pregnant. Once I figured it out they had advised against keeping him but again "HIDE AND WATCH" A lady told me during this "God does things for a reason and he gives us babies as miracles to heal". I have never ever forgotten that and never will.... I had my little guy at 31 weeks premature and they rolled in that night and told me God was going to take him. He might not make it thru the night. Now that was alot to take in how do you loose a child? It was a long long road for my entire family and a month's stay in the NICU unit. Thank the lord above we all are healthy and fine now and all better for it I am sure... all that in 5 years time!!
So on my anniversary this year my hubby gave me a Champagne Diamond ring. I figure I almost checked out of here once and ya know I know some women wait 20,30, 40 years of marriage for a ring like this.... but hell I may not be here that long. So why not now and enjoy it until I do check out. You only live one so get to livin!! I love my new BLING !!! now each one of my boys will have one eventually someday and hell I have worked hard for this one :0)